Roundhouse Kick to the Face
I’m pretty sure I saw Chuck Norris advertising a home gym on tv the other day. If he really does indeed use one, and isn’t just getting paid to lie, I think I’m gonna really consider buying one. I mean this is the guy who can roundhouse kick a bad guy day in and day out, and I’ve heard that his tears can cure disease but he’s apparently way to tough to cry. Having Chuck Norris advertise a home gym is probably one of the most genius ideas ever. If Chuck Norris told me tells you to buy something, you almost have to because you don’t want him to beat you up.
